“二战”时期,盟军要实(🥇)施(📼)安(📒)奇(qí )奥登(dēng )陆计划(huá ),迫于对(🕸)一门叫安(🤢)奇奥大炮(🔧)的超级(jí )武器的(de )忌(🌰)惮,要(🏴)派两个精锐特工去摧(cuī )毁这门大炮,结果两(😎)个傻(🖲)逼被派了(le )(🔸)去(qù ),最后经过(guò )一(🕖)连串(👁)搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差阳(🏐)错的最后完成了任务(wù )。 片段一(yī ):德国人在(🕕)北非布置(zhì )了一(💞)个(gè )陷(🚢)阱,准(zhǔn )备(bèi )了一幅假的(🚨)防(fáng )(🛑)御工事地图让这(🦗)二(èr )个士(🌊)兵带回去(qù )。他们却阴差阳错的拿(🤸)走了真的(👓)地图,最终(zhōng )赢得了(🍄)战役(yì )。 (🧤)片段(duàn )二:他(tā )们化装成管道工潜入(rù )德军在意(🧣)大利的司令部,给他们卫生间(🏉)的管道修得乱(🚗)七(qī )八糟,把(bǎ )将(jiāng )军淋了个(gè )落汤(🥋)鸡。将军(💅)去换(huàn )衣服,拉(lā )开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新的军服,于是洗头(🔤)洗脸准备换上新军服(🥅)的时候(🏃)闭着眼把(📐)脸盆里的脏(zāng )(👄)水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜(📞)子(zǐ )旁边有一个废水桶(😳))。那个(gè )将军是(🐂)最(👚)主要的(de )一个配角(jiǎo )(❓),很有(🕺)意思。到影片(🍹)结束(shù )(🏸)前1分(fèn )钟,都(🔮)没(méi )有一句台词(cí )。最后(🈂)说了一句“谢谢(😲)”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有一门超级(🐇)大(♊)炮俯(fǔ )视(shì )着联军将要登陆的海滩。这(🍈)二个士兵(bīng )居然化装成希特(🍏)勒和(hé )随(suí )从,去(🤠)视察(chá )大炮(pào )(😙),把(👧)大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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